Remember when you and the old lady would light up a smoke after opening the Christmas presents?
Schlitz.... it helps with the holidays
Remember when Santa gave out cigarettes to all the good little boys and girls?
Remember when you could play with your electric train and smoke a cigarette (in your house - that you pay the mortgage for) and your wife was happy about it?
Bob Hope knew what to give his friends for Christmas!
Nothing like a donut-shaped fruit cake for the company Christmas party!
And finally.... If you happen to see a ghost as hot as her hanging ornaments on your tree... don't run, just smile and say "Merry Christmas".
Special thanks to the Retro Press for the ads.